"horny, dirty and perverted"

Those were the words scrawled on my Neuro developmental notes. And although my sister tried in vain to rub it out, the words 'horny, dirty and perverted' still remained etched over the page in pencil marks. It took me about 5 minutes to decipher them, but 5 ms to know she was talking about me..and when I realised that, I was far from being mad. I mean, ok. I admit I'm a bit dodgy at times. Outrageous at times, although not overly rude or crude. I do enjoy being cheeky and maybe the one or two dirty jokes. So yes. Maybe those words described me well. Well, maybe the first two did anyway.

Perverted is something I'm definitely not associated with. Ofcourse I enjoy the hot bod of Daniel Carter or the bulging biceps of any hunky male. But the one thing I don't do is take secretive pictures of a student's arse and showing it to her later. What the hell is Cam going on about you say?

You know, today, two independent events reminded me that males are in general, horny, dirty and perverted. Now since my blog is not censored to the sirs on earth, I should better shut it before I go off and offend anybody. And I shall subject my anger/sickness/digust at only these three guys that crossed my path today (well one was indirect as you shall hear later).

So there I was. At the computer science lab trying to complete my assignment before Biochem started at 2pm. I wasn't eavesdropping but couldn't help but listen when two guys were talking about whether the name 'Rosita' was male or female. Now that seems fairly obvious. Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't have cared less. The conversion was something like this:

Guy 1: Rosita? You think that's a guy or girl?
Guy 2: Should be a girl.
Guy 1: You reckon she's hot?
Guy 2: Hard to tell over email right?
Guy 1: Well just ask her to come over and join our study group, if she's not (hot), then we'll just ask her to f*** off. We'll say something that how we got it mixed up..

So that's why I see so many requests to form study groups. It's not all about studying is it? More like a which-hot-chick-i'll-bag meeting. *rolls eyes*

One of my friends had a picture of her arse taken without her knowledge today. Okay, maybe not her gluteus maximus. She was just bending over when this totally perverted man snapped a picture of her backside! And he had the cheek to show it to her later! WHAT THE HELL WAS PS THINKING???? People are just plain weird. I really thought that this guy was at least normal, being the oldest guy in the class and asked pretty relevant questions during class. I guess you can never judge a book by its cover, you can never judge a man by his age... men are all the same.